Wednesday Wickedness: Homer Simpson

1. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.”
What was the last thing that you weaseled out of?  Umm…washing my little boy’s bottoms (and letting his Dad do it. Lol!)

2. "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
What was the last thing that caught your eye that you stopped for?  Shoulder bags on sale! J

3. “You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
When was the last time that you blamed yourself?  I really don’t like the idea of blaming myself or others. 

4. “Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.”
Does alcohol play an important role in your life?  No. I used to drink but now I’ve completely stopped.

5. “All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”
Would you ever donate a kidney or another organ to someone?  If it’s for a family member of loved-one, I would.

6. “Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!”
Have you ever thought you were a butt-kisser?  Absolutely not.

7. “Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact.”
What do you consider rock 'n roll perfection?  Umm…nothing.

8.“Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!”
How seriously do you take an artist's lyrics?  I really don’t take it seriously – it’s just a song.

9. “If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
What was the last thing that you did despite the fact that it was hard?  Tried to keep my cool and patience while my little boy was having tantrums.

10. “The Internet? Is that thing still around?”
Can you imagine being in a time without the internet?  That would be really boring, don’t you think?

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